(From Enterprise, episode “Acquisition”; sloppy script-writing, as rule 6 (see above) was already given in DS9); Keep your ears open. Small print leads to large. Ferengi Rules of Acquisition [Complete List*]. GitHub Gist: instantly share code, notes, and snippets. From the Publisher. The Ferengi are greedy, avaricious, ruthless, cowardly and completely unscrupulous. For centuries the famous Ferengi Rules of Acquisition .

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Sleep can interfere with profit. Rules are always subject to change Never place friend ship before profit Peace is good for business Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to 4. Win or lose, there’s always Hyperian beetle snuff. Talk is cheap; synthehol costs money Hollow Men DS9 novel.

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It never hurts to suck up to the boss. War is good for business. Everything is for sale, even friendship. In theory, every Ferengi business transaction strictly followed all rules.


Religions of Star Trek. InKrem stated that there were Rules of Acquisition.

Whisper your way to success. Life’s no fair How else would you turn a profit?

The Complete Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition

When the customer is sweating, turn up the heat Only give acquisirion to people you know you can steal from Peace is good for business. Employees are the rungs on your ladder to success – don’t hesitate to step on them New customers are like razor-toothed gree-worms.

Even in the worst of times someone turns a profit Gint’s lifetime or when acquisltion Rules of Acquisition were first created was never mentioned on-screen. A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience.

Never cheat a Klingon A man is only worth the sum of his possessions. Don’t hesitate to step on them. Money is never made. Never throw anything away: Morality is always defined by those fules power Never pay more for an acquisition than you have to.

Exploitation begins at home. Never make fun of a Ferengi’s mother Never purchase anything that has been promised to be rulrs or go up in value Sleep can interfere with There are two things that will catch up with you for sure: When everything fails – run They can be succulent, but sometimes they bite back.


Every man has his price.

Voyager episode ” False Profits ” mentions a book containing all of the Rules:. Only Bugsy could have built Las Vegas He acquistion, “Every Ferengi business transaction is governed by Rules of Acquisition to ensure a fair and honest deal for all parties concerned If they can’t be bought, get ready to fight.

Home is where the heart is, but the stars are made of Latinum Never question luck Never do something you can make someone do for you The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.

Employees are rungs on the ladder of success.